Understand that you are the leader, you are the provider, the bread-winner, the kingpin, the head of the house. The sooner you understand what your role is, the sooner your future partner will understand what HER role is. You want sexual respect don't you? Well, then begin by demanding it...because, think about it, why else should she give you any?

She is tender. She has pussy. Therefore, she is a pussy. Don't start acting like a pussy around other pussy or she will suddenly start growing a fat cock (metaphorically, of course) and start demanding you like the little bitch that you've become. Do you want that? Hell no... unless you want to see your own little member shrivel up and fall off. No! You want to ram that sausage down some fine, fucking TIGHT teenage twat. This is where role-playing comes in... Demand tender pussy and be ready to Provide tight, pussy-reaming cock in return. It's a two way street, you know. Love. You have to fill up her desires as much as you squirt out your own. Remember that. Once you've established that you are in control and you alone have the dick in the family, you're halfway there.


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#2 COCK YOUR WEAPON

Ease of mastery: easy
Frequency of practice: daily or whenever possible

Prepare your cock daily for sexual use. Have you ever heard the expression "Use it or lose it"? Of course you have. It pertains more to your male anatomy than anywhere else. Use that plump hunk of meaty love burning up behind your zipper. Pull that bologna out and stick it in the oven. Get rid of that deep-down boiling semen geyser and let it erupt in the proper place... a nice, wholesome, young female beaver that's dripping wet and tight as a fucking vice when it clamps down on your hardened shaft of ferocious love juice. Try this exercise in front of the mirror: Stand to where you can see most of your naked body. Firmly grasp your penis in your hand and stare straight into your eyes in the reflection. Shake your money-maker with one hand and make a soldier's salute with the other, repeatedly, while you chant the following mantra. "This is my gun. There are many like it but this is my own. It is made for only two purposes. Pissing and fucking fine teen pussy daily. I will always respect my gun." It's not hard to forget once you've chanted it a few dozen times. The next thing you know, you'll have the power of the mantra inside you the next time you're shopping for birthday-cake sprinkles and see a nice piece of ass bent over to checking out the discount nutmeg. Your mantra will play in your mind until that fresh, cuddly ass is pressed up against your throbbing boner in Aisle 7 and the store clerks are directing you to the pharmacy section for a courtesy package of Trojans.

Your cock is your tool - use it godamnit! Women, especially ripe teen girls just over the age of 18 need your shaft firmly planted in their little pussies by nature. Cock your weapon and shoot straight and true. You will not be disappointed.

#3 BIRTH TO A BONER

Ease of mastery: easy
Frequency of practice: daily - bi-weekly

One of the easiest ways to seduce a young woman is to let her know your sexual desires.

You're smart, so don't be a dumbass and think women actually want some limp-cocked pimply freak trying to get off on them by rubbing his puny device on their naked bodies. These chicks want straight, hard, vein-textured, skinflutes popping the very cherries their daddies gave them. It's a pleasure for a young broad to accept the firm shaft of your horny penis into their lovely pubic cave.

When you see a hottie in the store or library or hospital or some other public place, gently and discreetly direct her attention to the fat erection in your pants. Do this before you even have said hello or know her name. The golden, professional-league approach (for advanced seducers only) is to have her witness the birth of your erection from three-inch wonder to nine-inch fuck machine. Watch her eyes peel back as she sees it grow in your pants right in front of her.

Important: Don't just start babbling to her about the seismic activity going on between your legs, talk to her about sincere things like flowers or her latest Britney album or the smell of her perfume. Let her put two and two together and realize that you're hot to trot just looking at her and talking about girlie shit. She'll grow wet between the thighs before you know it.

Caution: Do NOT whip out your bare cock in the frozen foods or fresh produce section of a super-market. The cold will likely give your penis a bad first impression. Don't be "blue"! Wait until you're both in the magazine aisle instead. You'll be glad you did.

#4 ROLL OUT THE RED DICK

Ease of mastery: medium
Frequency of practice: varies

Seduction can involve catching your partner completely by surprise.

Are you both standing in the janitor's closet? Did she just walk in the door to greet you? Is she turning around with a tray full of fresh baked cookies she just pulled out of the oven (baked for you, of course)? Yank down on that zipper, or pull apart those buttons, and let your beefy red boner slip right out of your jeans and say "Hi!". There's a 90% chance she'll drop what she's doing and thinking. There's a good 30% chance she'll drop to her knees and start sucking like a Hoover. There's a 5% chance she'll get on the phone and call her best friend over for company. Either way, you can't lose.

Of course, don't pull such a maneuver if you already have dinner waiting on the table (it will get cold) or if the pizza delivery person has not yet arrived (you don't want to be interrupted do you?)

If you're trigger is hot and red all the better because she'll see it's ready for action.

One variation on this technique is to purchase about a dozen donuts ahead of time. I suggest the "day old" donuts if you're a cheap-skate. Find out, in casual conversation, what her favorite type of donut is and... yep, you guessed it, pull that son-bitch on your willie before you let it drop out of your pants in front of her. She'll see your dong, see the glazed donut wrapped around it like a ka-bab, and go for either one. If she doesn't want one, she'll go for the other. It's recommended that you tug on her hair if she starts devoring the donut too fast. After all, you don't want her to accidentally bite your dick.

If she's a little hesitant on going for either, try holding a donut hole beside your penis when you roll it out. It may be that she's on a diet and doesn't immediately find 500 calories of hot fudge brownie delight wrapped around your pole as appetizing as you might think it is. Be considerate of her dieting needs. If you need to, tell her the chocolate topping on the cake donut is fat-free and all the fat she needs is poking right through the donut hole anyway. Be honest and you will do better.

#5 SCRATCHING HER ASS

Ease of mastery: Depends on experience and religious beliefs
Frequency of use: daily or hourly

Face it, horny teenage sex fiends need their ass scratched as much as any guy. Fuck, it itches too. Sometimes she needs to have her ass spanked and scratched and prodded like a motherfucker. Do the job for her. Get it done.

If you see your would-be date standing weird and trying to rub her ass cheeks against some type of object, like a table or a flagpole, it means her ass is burning with an itch that can't be relieved. Be considerate to her. Be a man and offer some relief for the poor girl's problem. You can start by placing your palm flat against her firm little butt cheek and telling her quietly that your ass itches too. If she doesn't believe you, put your other hand down the back of your pants and give a few courtesy scratches so she knows you speak from experience. When she admits to her problem, offer to help her and briefly slide your hand down inside her shorts of jeans, copping a brief feel of her soft tender ass before scratching gently to relieve the annoying problem. If she yelps or feels embarassed, assure her that you do this all the time and don't require any money for your services. If she would like more expert attention, mention that you have a bedroom specifically made for relieving general ass itch and she should drop by sometime to benefit from it.

Like "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours", you're building firm bonds of trust and respect by offering a little aid in a time of need.

#6 POKING THE POOTER

Ease of mastery: difficult, if genetically possible
Frequency of use: occasional (depends on your tastes)

Younger whores and horny teens reaching the initial stages of their sexual desires have a greater propensity for experiencing good anal reeming than women of older age who feel their pooter-chute is a one-way street. Your goal is to ' pole the hole ' and that isn't going to happen until you get a good hottie turned around with her peachy bum aimed up in the air and waiting for a good poking.

How do you do this? That's precisely what this technique will describe.

Start by putting a piece of jewelry or part of a waffle on the floor. Before she's aware that it's there, point at it and exclaim brightly "My god, there's a piece of (object) lying on the floor!" Be sure to be standing away from it enough that SHE will volunteer to bend over and pick it up. As she does, step behind her and grasp her hips with both hands -firmly, but with love- and press your groin up against her buttocks. As she's wondering who the piece of waffle belongs to, cluck like a chicken (if you're skilled enough to do so) or simply Moooo like a cow, and grind your love muscle between the halves of her rump. Normally, a lady will stay bent over for a moment, as an act of decent manners, before turning around and undoing your fly. If she wants it bad enough, she may drop the original object of desire and reach back to spread her ass cheeks wider. If she does, BINGO! You're on your way to the anal fun-park!

Singing a song like the following may help ease any sexual nervousness she may be feeling:

"My my my... look at that ass shine.
Like the moon at night, my baby so tight.
Basket of bees, and down on her knees,
My baby likes butt sex till morning light.
Please..."

This gesture should win her over but don't forget to follow the other techniques described here for maximum benefit. This is considered a "moderate to difficult" maneuver to perform successfully. Much may depend of your singing voice.

#7 THE OL' BITCH SLAP

Nobody wants to be slapped. Especially a nice virgin girl you've picked up off the street to help out.

After helping with her homework or listening to her rantings about her day job over a few drinks (if she's old enough to drink) lay this little number on her.

First, primy your hand by pulling back you sleeve. Then, while she's rambling in mid-sentence, pull back and let one fly... a nice, solid smack right on the kisser. Your goal is to get her to shut up the instant that smack makes contact. If she's still going on, then you've failed. You might as well jump ship at that point. But likely you've succeeded in shutting her up, at least briefly.

The old bitch slap is a simple, clear way of telling her that YOU are in control.

Now, don't be an ass and slap her silly while she's knocking back a drink or finishing off some of her salmon dinner. There's a chance she'll choke on her food or worse, and you're not trying to get her off your side. You simply want respect. If she's flapping her gums about politics or childcare or Sunday school - stand straight up and lay one on her face broadside to insure that there's just enough sting that she feels an awakening in her tired little twat and feels the tingle run down her legs and up her back.

A slap is one of the oldest and most natural ways of getting a woman to know you want to fuck her up the ass.

If she starts to cry like a little baby, that's generally ok. Either tell her to "shut the fuck up" or pretend to cry yourself and mock her until she quits. What she'll likely do next is direct the attention toward someone else... either the bartender or someone else nearby or she might even try to make a call on her cell phone. Quickly and firmly demand that she don't make a fuss about it. Tell her your sorry and you want to make it up to her back at your place. If she's an old hag, she may suspect "foul-play" and try to get out of the situation by making you pay for dinner. Don't settle for this. March right up to your server and demand that he or she split your bill. If she's a bossy but youthful hoe then set her straight by showing her your keys and telling her you'll drive her home AFTER you go back to your place. Make it up to her. Pay for her dinner if she was kind enough to shut up quickly or enjoyed it. Your chances of success are right around the corner and increase dramatically with your timing. Let her know she's was talking shit. Let her know why you bitch-slapped her. Let her know she's gonna get spanked or worse if she doesn't button up and let you make it up to her.

Note: If she takes it personally and calls what you did 'hitting' her, remind her that it was an accident, you were trying to swat at a fly. Then retreat to another section of the bar and let her wallow in her guilt. Works every time.

Be considerate. Good sex and good memories are in your future.

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